Generation Jenrick
If only I Was Bobby Jenrick The ways I’d get My kicks My licks To travel to A second home To give a dog A rancid bone To turn Joe Public Into stone I want a house And another And another And another Pay the rent Of the backs Of the mothers Of the push; The Push-and-Shovers I do what The Hell I like or Tell the rest To take a hike Thus spake ancestor: “On your bike” One can but try To tell them why To slip a bill Under the mat Whilst all the while Growing fat To turn Joe Public Into stone To give a dog A rancid bone To travel to A second home The ways I’d get My kicks My licks If only I. But Then again I’m not I’m not I’m (hopefully) not Lest I forgot A stupid little Ittle bittle Slob A wobbly floppily Hobnob properly Flob-ab-dob bobbly Bob-a-Job robbery A prick A dick A shitty stick Raking the muck Taking the Mick Who gives...? So, get rich quick Before the quick get rich Before the cat Catches the rat Slip a bill Under the mat Whilst all the while Growing fat Pass the buck Your luck i...
